Friday, February 20, 2004

Hehehehe! ROTF LMBO!



Hehehehehe! Hahahaha! {falling of the chair laughing}



Oh man! Nivy posted a really good one!



Marty woke up at home with a huge hangover.



He forced himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he saw was a

couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table.



He sat down and saw his clothing in front of him, all clean and

pressed. Marty looked around the room and saw that it was in perfect

order, spotless, clean.



So was the rest of the house. He took the aspirins and noticed a note on

the table, "Honey, breakfast is on the stove; I left early to go

shopping.



Love you."



So he went to the kitchen and sure enough there was hot breakfast and

the morning newspaper. His son was also at the table, eating.



Marty asked, "Son, what happened last night?" His son said, "Well, you

came home after 3 A.M., drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked

in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the

door.



"Confused, Marty asked, "So, why is everything in order and so clean,

and! Breakfast is on the table waiting for me?" His son replied, "Oh,

that!



Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants

off, you said, "Lady, leave me alone, I'm married!"

No comments: