Wednesday, June 30, 2004

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It becomes increasingly hard for me to state how *much* I love this stuff.



Something's seem to be wrong with either this blog or this prehistoric I.E 5.0 that I am using! I cant read my own posts anymore!!! Grrrrr!!!



Times for some real posts. I will be back shortly. Need to get plenty off my chest.



Afternoon Edit: Some Interesting Reading!

Woody Allen Quotes!

Homer Simpson Quotes

Homer Simpson Quotes - II

Bart Simpson Quotes



Ain't that a mouthful? :-D

Tuesday, June 29, 2004

Mwahahaha!

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Found this on Rumpelstilskin's blog. Whoops! Am I supposed to take his name? Rumpel... are you still alive?



Try this :



Go to 'language tools' on 'Google'



Type in "my mom is nice and cool" in the 'translate text' box and

convert it from 'English to Spanish'

Then copy & paste the answer into the 'translate text' box and

convert it from

'Spanish to English'



Believe me, the result is a riot. :)


Friday, June 25, 2004

I let my mind out to wander and it didn't come back

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What truly defines you? Your thoughts or your actions?



Yes, actions speak louder than words. So what about the unspoken words? What about those thoughts that cannot or should not be expressed? Do they count for absolutely nothing? Don't thoughts make you what you think you are?



What if you pose as someone you are not in your own head? Especially when overcome by an inability to speak your mind or when being weighed down by conscience? What if you try and project yourself as someone who really are not from within, and you do not want to give yourself away?



What if you succeed at it all? What if they really see you as someone you know you are not? How do you define yourself then? By the way you see yourself - having thoughts you don't want to share - or by the way they know you - simply on the basis of your actions?



What the hell am I really talking about?

Sunday, June 13, 2004

Is this cool or what?

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Season = Crazy
You're Most Like The Season ... NO wait! Hold it!
You're not like a season at all! You're a
psycho... You need a new season created just
for you.

You either answered wildly to be different, or you
truly are a 'special case'. Independant -
maybe, Intelligent - somewhat. Weird and wacky
- most certainly.

A nut case, a fruit cake, the joker, the insane
lunatic :) However be careful or you may get
locked up.



Well Done... You're not at home in any of the
seasons, you create your own.



Which Season Are You?
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I love Quizilla! :-D

Monday, June 07, 2004

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As the packers make sure that the furniture disappears faster and faster, the feeling sinks in that we really are leaving this place that has been our home for 10 years. It is not a very nice feeling. And it's written on everybody's faces. Yet, nobody talks about it.



All that's left of my home are vast open spaces, lots of dust, and a mountain of carboard boxes on the groundfloor that contain what used to be my home.



My current address: B-314, Nandan Apartments

New new address: A-314, Mangal Apartments



Eerie.

Sunday, June 06, 2004

Umm..

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Ever been in one of those situations when you catch yourself smiling about something but don't want anyone else to see you smiling so you adjust your face to hide the smile and end up making a really weird face altogether?

Saturday, June 05, 2004

Metallica - Unforgiven

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What I've felt

What I've known

So sick and tired

I stand alone

Could you be there

Coz I'm the one

Who waits for you

Or are you unforgiven too?

Friday, June 04, 2004

Fish

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Two goldfish in my tank

One I named Love

One I named Lust

It's hard to tell them apart

Thursday, June 03, 2004

Quote Unquote

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Ankit (a rather outspoken batchmate of mine) defining Chintan (a friend of his, who always seems a sandwich short of a picnic):



'Yaar, woh aadmi information sab cheez ki rakhta hai. Par sala kabhi kabhi magaj ka undergarment utaar deta hai'



Wednesday, June 02, 2004

Which Greek God are you?

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Morpheus
Morpheus



?? Which Of The Greek Gods Are You ??
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Let me count the ways I love thee

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If I were the Devil and possessed the souls of Sify executives, I would...



1) Keep them in hell for 2000 years where every year lasted a 1000 days

2) Shove giant sized pineapples up their asses, 3 times a day

3) Boil them in a giant pot full of their own crap

4) Lock them in a room for a 1000 years, and ask them to surf the net on a PC that crashes every 2 minutes

4) Condemn them to download 1 Gigabyte worth of shareware off the net, on a connection that goes at 1 byte per day

5) Throw them in a jungle full of sexually starved gorillas

6) Use them as bait to fish for great white sharks

7) Condemn them to co-exist with 10 feet tall, blood-sucking, man eating hairy tarantulas for 1000 years

8) Convert them into statues at public places and send a million pigeons to visit them every day

9) Give them 2000 consecutive incarnations as fire hydrants in canine hell

10) Constantly break their heart and torment them by giving ghouslish sermons on how the internet really was a hoax

11) Have them bathed in boiling oil twice for everytime a Sify user cursed Sify for its services

12) Put them on an island full of the most beautiful and voluptuous women ever and then castrate them

13) To go with # 12, cut off their hands too! Aaaaahahahahaha!

Tuesday, June 01, 2004

Pardon me! I just rambled on! - Part Deux

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In response to Abhinay's comment to 'Pardon me! I just rambled on'... What I said was purely rambled incoherently. But my poorly mentioned point is this...



In the begining, there was nothing. We started off a single-celled creatures some gazillion bizillion years ago. And thus started the never ending process of change. The process of life. Life branched out into all the realms of this planet. Those single celled creatures went on to become birds, animals and plants. The others became engineers.



N number of species ruled the earth, at one time or the other. But in the end, only one species conquered them all. Humans. But humans too started off as those single celled creatures. But they turned out to be so different. They had brains. They were bipedal. They learnt to speak. They were social. The formed cultures. They invented. They discovered. They learnt commerce and trade. They discovered means of entertainment. They created institutions of education. The concept of God emerged. The concept of God died. They no longer hunt for their meals. Geography was rendered unimportant. Among other such events...



Let's take all of what we have today and compare it to the time when we were just single celled creatures floating in the seas. And think about it.



The ability to adapt and to survive counted. We survived a lot. Ice ages. Meteorite hits. Hail & high water. Volcanoes. Earthquakes. The Backstreet Boys! Clearly, we survived.



The point is... while all other creatures took birth, ate, shat, procreated and died, the humans somehow ended up making things unimaginably complicated. It is not to complain about these complications that surroud us. But think! You were just a cell to begin with. And look at what you are today!



Isn't it a gripping thought as to how it all must have started, what the Larger Plan really is, where we are heading to, and how it will all eventually end?



Or will it go on forever?

Hmph!

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I'm planning to build a giant slingshot. Really huge. Probably jet powered or something.



Would be handy when I use it to hurl as many Puneets I know into the sun.



Edit: It will also have enough space to accomodate the guys who created Windows XP.