Arvind: ok cool
Arvind: anyways...so wat u upto/
Me: hey man
Me: the funniest thing happened
Arvind: wat wat wat?
Me: i went into the loo to take a crap
Me: and when i sat on the commode
Me: it broke down and fell sideways
Arvind: damn...boy..wat have u been eatin?
Me: but i hadnt even started
Me: its like... i sat... and it got thrown of its fittings
Me: with broken pipelines and everything
Arvind: ok did u like crap on ur pants out of fear or sumthin?
Me: i almost did
Arvind: cheee cheee cheeee
Me: alright... i just went to fix it
Me: and it turns out that...
Me: the flush is broken too
Me: which means... if i press flush... the water falls down on the floor