Saturday, October 09, 2004

Jobless as ever

To Rhea:

Girls, I no longer find scary.

For, once I get Vitamin A, I am no longer wary!

First my milkman used to bring Amul,

But that didn't help me keep my cool.

Now I prefer the local dairy.

To Iyer:

You dont flirt with a fat guy's flame,

Take it from me; experience is thy name!

A jealous fat guy sat on my oblongata medula,

So bad, they scraped me off the floor with a spatula!

So before they put garlands on your photo frame,

Remember son... love is a dangerous game!

Edit, 12 hours later: Look at what this got the The Xcentric into doing! ROTFLMBO!

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