Girls, I no longer find scary.
For, once I get Vitamin A, I am no longer wary!
First my milkman used to bring Amul,
But that didn't help me keep my cool.
Now I prefer the local dairy.
You dont flirt with a fat guy's flame,
Take it from me; experience is thy name!
A jealous fat guy sat on my oblongata medula,
So bad, they scraped me off the floor with a spatula!
So before they put garlands on your photo frame,
Remember son... love is a dangerous game!
Edit, 12 hours later: Look at what this got the The Xcentric into doing! ROTFLMBO!