Rhea, on Feb 25, on SMS
Must tell you your poem on the blog was excellent
Me, 2 days later, on SMS
Glad you liked the poem. Sorry, couldn't reply earlier.
Was at a brothel when you messaged me.
Spent the last 2 days in the red light district.
See you on the net.
Rhea and I, on Yahoo, a day later
Rhea: Hence am bemused
Rhea: What the hell do you mean by THAT?
Rhea: Not funny
Rhea: I hope you used a condom
Me: No I didn?t, actually
Me: Just a ball pen
Rhea: You WHAT?
Me: Ball pen
Rhea: *faints dead away*