Me: Yaar, who’s that woman on your desk… with the curly hair and black glasses? I said ‘hi’ to her yesterday and then I realised I had forgotten her name.
S:The name’s XXXXXX YYYYY.
Me:Oh yeah. Forgot her name actually.
S:What about her?
Me: No No... I saw her at our XXX office yesterday and said hi and all. Then I realised I don’t remember her name. Which is kind of embarrassing.
S:It’s not... Imagine if she was a guy, and not very attractive at that, would you be embarrassed?
Me: Yes... it has happened very frequently.
S:Congratulations, you are a nice guy.
Me: Har har har.
S:(And a follower of the Bajrang Dal also!)
Me: ROTF LMBO!