Monday, January 12, 2009

The greatest piece of choreography in the history of Indian cinema

No shit.

On Google, I looked up the title of the film, Pyaasi Raat, and found this article on Passionforcinema:
for fuck’s sake this was shot on FILM……it went to the processing lab and they even fucking edited this……..there was a singer….someone wrote it….someone sung it…there was a studio booked for this……someone held a crew at ransom to shoot this….how the hell did anyone pull this off……i soooo want to watch the entire film…….HOW CAN I FIND IT?
The Hitchhiker's Guide to Galaxy says the second worst poetry in the universe is by Azgoths of Kria. It's so bad that:
...during a recitation by their Poet Master Grunthos the Flatulent of his poem Ode To A Small Lump of Green Putty I Found In My Armpit One Midsummer Morning four of his audience died of internal haemmorhaging, and the President of the Mid-Galactic Arts Nobbling Council survived by gnawing one of his own legs off.

Grunthos is reported to have been 'disappointed' by the poem's reception, and was about to embark on a reading of his twelve-book epic entitled My Favourite Bathtime Gurgles when his own major intestine, in a desperate attempt to save life and civilisation, leap straight up through his neck and throttle his brain.
And why am I talking about The Guide? What you're about to see here might just make your intestine make an attempt on your life.



There will be some of you reading this from your offices where Youtube is blocked, so you will see an empty white space above this.

You can see the video on a proxy website. Just paste this link at any of these websites: 1, 2, 3, 4.

Update: A colleague asked me why I was searching Pyaasi Raat on Google. In my defense, I have to say that I decided to search for details of the film after I read its name in one of the comments on the video. I'm innocent. I don't even have two gigabytes of porn on my laptop. God promise!

10 comments:

Renu said...

Not an ideal way to start the week, but can't say that you hadn't warned us.

The Not So Talkative Man said...

I did! I did!

arvindiyer said...

"for fuck’s sake this was shot on FILM……it went to the processing lab and they even fucking edited this……..there was a singer….someone wrote it….someone sung it…there was a studio booked for this……someone held a crew at ransom to shoot this….how the hell did anyone pull this off"

hahahahahah I don't know what I love most. The video or this comment. But again, there are a whole bunch of ppl out there who are making movies. One such movie was shot in tamil while during a song, there is a stray dog that runs in the background and one of the spot boys throwing a stone at the dog to make it go away from the screen:)I tried finding the song and I couldn't but here's a clip from the movie.

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1634033/sam_anderson_acting_skills/

By the way the hero's name is SAM ANDERSON. hehehehehehehe

arvindiyer said...

Oh by the way managed to find the song too... Just type SAM ANDERSON or SAM ANDERSON the next superstar on youtube and you could see a whole bunch of songs and their remix (which actually is there in the same film) and some serious emotional scenes.

I shall warn you. But worth every second it takes to load the video.

Arun said...

the best jerry, the best !!!

hahahahaha dooooooooode !!! outrageous :D !!!

The Not So Talkative Man said...

That Sam Anderson of yours looks like he's ready to pounce on the girl.

The Not So Talkative Man said...

Arun:

Yes, we know dude. We're scarred for life.

arvindiyer said...

That SAM ANDERSON of your's? Did I just read of your's? Get out of here:)

Vaudevillian said...

I'm lost for words here. Playing that in reverse mught just get you the Turner Prize.

The Not So Talkative Man said...

@Vaudevillian:

That's hilarious!