Friday, September 24, 2004

The day that was...

Hear Ye! Hear Ye!



Ladies and Gents!



Step right up! And see for yourself!



The paradigm for journalistic nincompoopery!

The result of killer boredom!

The pioneer in news trivialisation and sensationalisation!

The breeding grounds of Yellow!

A product of empty minds!



(In short... a lab-generated Times of India!)



Brought to you by those who wish to be called The Jobless Writers...



*DRUMROLL*



*CYMBALS*







On a more serious note, the first volume was a huge hit, with people falling over each other to get their own copy of Dontlook. We wanted to keep our identities a secret. But damn! Everyone in the department knew only I could come up with such crap!



'M' and I are having a hard time convincing people that we didn't do it. Luckily, some of them brought it too! Muhahahaha!



Let's see what the faculties say about our insanity!



Edit, 1 day later: It has been brought to the attention of The Jobless Writers, that there's a certain Indian weekly magazine that looks and sounds a lot like Dontlook! Damn!



Arrgh! Time to call the lawyers and sue those mofos!

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