Wednesday, February 25, 2004

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It happens in the...



...lives of many men, that someday, they stop, turn around, massage their nose innards with their pinky and say, "Aaah, I have not blogged in a while now".



Been a while since I posted the old fashioned, run of the mill kind of a post telling what I have been upto! So here goes...



I cleared Symbi! Woohoo! After a 10 day excrutiaing and annoying delay, the confirmation email finally landed up.



And went straight into the Junk folder on my Hotmail!!!



Thank God I couldn't resist the urge to log on to the net for 15 minutes coz 4 hours later, the mail would have been auto-deleted. Anyway, the mail says I have to be present at Vishwabhavan on the Symbiosis Campus on the 19th of March.



In a suit!



In line are a Group Discussion, Personal Interview, Subject Test and since I applied for Advertisment, I gotta submit an assignment on a mock ad campaign for a new product from McD!



Screwed up my prelims coz I spent too much time studying for the sitter of a test! But who cares coz I cleared the test!



Was the last day at college today. Not counting the farewell party that's been aranged for on the 5th of March. It's a funny, funny feeling at the moment. Seems like yesterday when I walked into the classroom for the first time. Three years disappeared like beers outside a rock concert. The last lectures, the last scolding from the professors, the last time eating stale vada-pav at the canteen, the last exam... There has been a last in almost every imaginable department.



And here we are standing at the cross roads of life again. With paranoia and anxiety standing right next to snitch a lift.

Friday, February 20, 2004

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Hehehehe! ROTF LMBO!



Hehehehehe! Hahahaha! {falling of the chair laughing}



Oh man! Nivy posted a really good one!



Marty woke up at home with a huge hangover.



He forced himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he saw was a

couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table.



He sat down and saw his clothing in front of him, all clean and

pressed. Marty looked around the room and saw that it was in perfect

order, spotless, clean.



So was the rest of the house. He took the aspirins and noticed a note on

the table, "Honey, breakfast is on the stove; I left early to go

shopping.



Love you."



So he went to the kitchen and sure enough there was hot breakfast and

the morning newspaper. His son was also at the table, eating.



Marty asked, "Son, what happened last night?" His son said, "Well, you

came home after 3 A.M., drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked

in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the

door.



"Confused, Marty asked, "So, why is everything in order and so clean,

and! Breakfast is on the table waiting for me?" His son replied, "Oh,

that!



Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants

off, you said, "Lady, leave me alone, I'm married!"

Wednesday, February 18, 2004

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Helllll, yeah!



" Give a man the secure possession of a bleak rock, and he will turn it into a garden.

Give him a nine year lease of a garden, he will convert it into a desert!"



- Sir Arthur Young

Monday, February 16, 2004

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Ahmedabad telephone numbers to prefix '2'



(Gujju accented female voice)



Number badal gaya hai. Krupya puraane number se pehle 2 lagaake punah dial kare.



Number badlaayi gayo chhe. Meherbani kari ne juna number ni pehla be lagaadi ne fari thi dial karo.



Dha number hes bin chenj. Pliss prephix 2 with dha old number and dial again.




(silence)

Saturday, February 14, 2004

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Happy Valentine's!



Here's my V-Day card for everyone!





Happy Valentine's Day

To my readers!




Eww gross! Pink font! Ewww!



Hehe! Nice card, huh?



Bottoms up! Reasons to celebrate:

Can you smell it? Can you? Can you? Can you?

Summer's back! Woohoo!

I can throw away the sweaters! Woohoo!

I can roam around in my shorts again! Woohoo!

I can smell that lovely summer air again! Woohoo!

I can see the Big Dipper right over my terrace again! Woohoo!



Aaah... I love this time of the year!



Hmm... gotta get some Deo quickly before the summer sets in. The problem might get out of hand very fast.