Two things scare me the most these days.

Women's tears.

And the food in Delhi.

I'm not quite sure which would be the death of me first.

Of Economics... and Chemistry.

She: Why didn't you reply to the SMS I sent later that night?

Me: We had the most beautful evening. I didn't want to dilute it by trying to get more mileage out of it. So I did not reply.

She: What?!

Me: Yunnoh. The law of diminishing marginal utility.

She: *giggles*

Define Me

'JR', on me:

"Yeh party ko arouse kar ke khud thanda ho jata hai."

We had a good laugh over that.

LMAO

On Altophobia

?AK?, on, how it hurts to fall from different heights:

A person falling from a great height goes
?Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! THUD!?

A person falling from a lesser height goes
?THUD! Aaaaah??

Moral? Don?t fly to too high.

Worn out? Maybe.

Makes sense? Definitely.

Realisation

Here's one of the best things about good friends living in different continents.

You might be a full day late to wish them on their birthday. But you still have time on your hands coz Toronto is over 10 hours behind Delhi.

Happy Birthday, Fadiye!

Rhea, on Feb 25, on SMS
Must tell you your poem on the blog was excellent

Me, 2 days later, on SMS
Glad you liked the poem. Sorry, couldn't reply earlier.
Was at a brothel when you messaged me.
Spent the last 2 days in the red light district.
See you on the net.

Rhea and I, on Yahoo, a day later
Rhea: Hence am bemused
Rhea: What the hell do you mean by THAT?

Me: ;))

Rhea: Not funny
Rhea: I hope you used a condom

Me: No I didn?t, actually
Me: Just a ball pen

Rhea: :O
Rhea: :O
Rhea: You WHAT?
Me: Ball pen

Rhea: *faints dead away*

Details later.

I'm Bored!

The worst thing about playing demo versions of PC games is that after a while, you start looking for alternative ways in the game to amuse yourself!

And if anyone of you applies to IIMC, don't forget to check me out on the prospectus cover! :P