M: Who is the person?
Me: You're not gonna hazard a guess?
M: No, tell me.
Me: Hint: she's in the news.
M: Sorry, who?
Me: Hint... the Western-most tip of the USA
M: I DON’T KNOW! TELL ME!
Me: Another hint: November 4.
M: I seriously don’t know. Just tell me who? Out with it.
Me: Not reading the news, are we?
M: Sarah Palin. Is she?
Me: Correct!
M: Wow!
Me: As your prize, you get a free newspaper subscription. Any paper but the Times.
M: Gosh, she is looking so pretty.
