CID in Telugu

There's only one thing more awesome than CID — that's CID dubbed in Telugu.

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Bangalore

Where you feel like singing I Believe I Can Fly each rare occasion you touch 40 KMPH.

Oriya Joey

Kemiti Aacho? Means, how are you?

A Pitch For Banning All Religion

From the video description:

'The Pitch' is a segment on ABC TV's 'The Gruen Transfer' where two ad companies compete to 'sell the unsellable'. Past example of selling the unsellable include invading New Zealand, compulsory euthanasia for the elderly, cosmetic surgery for children and introducing a parent licence.

Here, two ad agencies make pitches for banning all religion. Fascinating stuff.

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Email Acronyms, Revisited

Whenever I get bored of reading jargon-filled emails at work, I imagine those acronyms mean something else — or, are euphemisms for underlying annoyances.

TTYL (Talk To You Later) - Ta ta, you losers.

ASAP (As Soon As Possible) - As Slow As Possible (often turns out to be true)

IMHO (In My Humble Opinion) - I'm Humble. Occasionally.

FYI (For Your Information) - F*** Yourself, Idiot.

WRT (With Respect To) - Wearing Red Thong (this works beautifully at times)

It's fun re-reading those mails with these acronyms.