The evolution of Orkut fransheep requests

Friendship requests on Orkut keep getting increasingly interesting:

Hi!!!!!!! I Was going through your profile, found it interesting, so am writing to u..... As a normal routine, I know u must be tired of people saying,
"hiii there,
u r cute,
u r pretty,
i like ur smile,
i like ur eyes....... and stuff"......and i can imagine how irritating it can be when someone out of know where jumps up and says....... "DO u wanna be my friend, or can i be ur friend" and u feel like, Man DO i KNow u ..........

Hence i would definately not do the same, neither would i ask u to be my friend... All i shall say is, "Why dont we start a conversation and let friendship develop on its on.........."

Seeking divine intervention to make Orkut friends

A lowlife respectable man with much time on his hands sent this friendship request to my wife:

I am Ajoy from cuttack. Now doing MBA at Delhi. Praying god to put u in my fr list

After a long time, an Orkut Gem

From a profile:

about me: "Rocky n Roory"
specially programmed 4 gays n galz....and i yes me haan haan maddy loves lieing.

The mother of all Orkut Gems

From the Orkut profile of a female:

I AM ONE WHO WANT TO DRINK THE EVERY MOMENT OF THE LIFE..

AND WANT TO TOUCH THE THOSE WHICH ARE VERY HIGHT FROM ME..!

FOR ALL THIS I NEED MONEY WHICH I EARNING LOT..!

JOIN MY NETWORK AND EARN TOO MUCH WITH ME

There's more:

passions: ... SOME ONE SPICHAL..!

And more:

sports: NO I AM NOT INTRESTED IN SPORTS.. BECAUSE ALL THAT ARE THE WAISTING OF TIME..!

And more:

music: BEST STREET BOYS,

This doesn't end yet:

movies: I AM LOVING ALL BILLOYWOOD MOVIES

Via Vijayendra.

This is not a job application

Vijayendra, who seems to have developed knack for sniffing out Orkut Gems, sends in another one. I'm yet to add anything more brilliant to this section than this one here:

Vide my earlier scraps, I proposed u for friendship, but till date
i received no response from ur gud side.
Now, i am again sending my proposal for making friendship with
you. If u want to do friendship with me, accept my proposal otherwise
respond please.
Hope for acceptance of the same.

V adds:

I am seriously concerned about what application-writing manuals are doing to Indian English.

Orkut Gems # ... lost count

It's seems all I've got to post is Orkut Gems, but what can I do when generous people keep sending them to me. This one's from Rituparna 'Lajwanti Bahin' Dutta, who had nothing better to do than read third party scraps at 1 am. Here goes:

sanjay: yaa i m sanjay........studied from the same school in KV Coochbehar as u r.......its very..really fabulous n of course proudy to b a coochbehar resident to see u... in the TV set... i m currently in National institue of technology Durgapur.....studying Mechanical engineering....3rd year.....u r might be 2 year seniour....i think so...Orkut is really a great site...to meet anyone...special like u..........R u continuing ur stidies....with ur acting profession...?

Sometimes, words fail me

Will ever find Orkut Gems precious than these? I doubt it. Saw this in a profile today.

ideal match: my parents,

first thing you will notice about me: i love my parents , my sister ,my brother,n my sweet friends who loves me i love sweet dogy also

"i think u hide me"

Vijayendra writes in:

This from a girl's scrapbook. A guy asked her mobile number and she said she doesn't have one. This is what the guy wrote back:

hi dear. u r telling me lie. u dont have mobile. i think u hide me. but trust me i never distrub u. if u have plz give me no. then as ur wise. bye take care.

Hihihi. But to the guy's credit, you can understand what he's trying to say.

Would you like them roasted, fried or steamed?

The third edition of Orkut Gems. This is from a girl's profile I saw earlier today.

passions: to move ahead
sports: chess
activities: dancing nd painting
books: arabian night
music: sad nd romantic
tv shows: kaun banega crorepati
movies: ddlj
cuisines: amit nd nidhi

Orkut Gems — 2

This keeps getting better all the time. Here's another gem from Orkut, adding to the first one.

aashique:
hello u r loking for true frd tats never hurts u
alwasys in a care of urs
if u thing that is true
so accept my request

If you've been receiving scraps like this one here, do post them here, unedited.

Orkut Gems — 1

From now on, whenever I see a gem of a scrap on Orkut (like the one you can read below), I'm going to post it here.

Here's part one, from someone called 'apriya'.

what do u want to know about me I am cool person B.Com II year student
I am net suffreing in free time & cricket 4:56 AM

Notice the timestamp too.

Ummm, alright, alright. Let's not be judgemental of the poor bugger. But hilarious, no?