Sally: We are just going to be friends, OK?
Harry: Great, friends. It's the best thing...You realize, of course, that we can never be friends.
S: Why not?
H: What I'm saying is - and this is not a come-on in any way, shape, or form - is that men and women can't be friends, because the sex part always gets in the way.
S: That's not true. I have a number of men friends and there is no sex involved.
H: No, you don't.
S: Yes, I do.
H: No, you don't.
S: Yes, I do.
H: You only think you do.
S: You're saying I'm having sex with these men without my knowledge?
H: No, what I'm saying is they all want to have sex with you.
S: They do not.
H: Do too.
S: They do not.
H: Do too.
S: How do you know?
H: Because no man can be friends with a woman that he finds attractive. He always wants to have sex with her.
S: So you're saying that a man can be friends with a woman he finds unattractive.
H: No, you pretty much want to nail them, too.
S: What if they don't want to have sex with you?
H: Doesn't matter, because the sex thing is already out there, so the friendship is ultimately doomed, and that is the end of the story.
Thanks for the link, Ideasmith.
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