Orkut Gems # ... lost count

It's seems all I've got to post is Orkut Gems, but what can I do when generous people keep sending them to me. This one's from Rituparna 'Lajwanti Bahin' Dutta, who had nothing better to do than read third party scraps at 1 am. Here goes:

sanjay: yaa i m sanjay........studied from the same school in KV Coochbehar as u r.......its very..really fabulous n of course proudy to b a coochbehar resident to see u... in the TV set... i m currently in National institue of technology Durgapur.....studying Mechanical engineering....3rd year.....u r might be 2 year seniour....i think so...Orkut is really a great site...to meet anyone...special like u..........R u continuing ur stidies....with ur acting profession...?

Sometimes, words fail me

Will ever find Orkut Gems precious than these? I doubt it. Saw this in a profile today.

ideal match: my parents,

first thing you will notice about me: i love my parents , my sister ,my brother,n my sweet friends who loves me i love sweet dogy also

Heh

I've ever seen that on an application form before.

I was applying online for a passport when I discovered this very interesting option.

"i think u hide me"

Vijayendra writes in:

This from a girl's scrapbook. A guy asked her mobile number and she said she doesn't have one. This is what the guy wrote back:

hi dear. u r telling me lie. u dont have mobile. i think u hide me. but trust me i never distrub u. if u have plz give me no. then as ur wise. bye take care.

Hihihi. But to the guy's credit, you can understand what he's trying to say.

Would you like them roasted, fried or steamed?

The third edition of Orkut Gems. This is from a girl's profile I saw earlier today.

passions: to move ahead
sports: chess
activities: dancing nd painting
books: arabian night
music: sad nd romantic
tv shows: kaun banega crorepati
movies: ddlj
cuisines: amit nd nidhi