The day that was...

Hear Ye! Hear Ye!



Ladies and Gents!



Step right up! And see for yourself!



The paradigm for journalistic nincompoopery!

The result of killer boredom!

The pioneer in news trivialisation and sensationalisation!

The breeding grounds of Yellow!

A product of empty minds!



(In short... a lab-generated Times of India!)



Brought to you by those who wish to be called The Jobless Writers...



*DRUMROLL*



*CYMBALS*







On a more serious note, the first volume was a huge hit, with people falling over each other to get their own copy of Dontlook. We wanted to keep our identities a secret. But damn! Everyone in the department knew only I could come up with such crap!



'M' and I are having a hard time convincing people that we didn't do it. Luckily, some of them brought it too! Muhahahaha!



Let's see what the faculties say about our insanity!



Edit, 1 day later: It has been brought to the attention of The Jobless Writers, that there's a certain Indian weekly magazine that looks and sounds a lot like Dontlook! Damn!



Arrgh! Time to call the lawyers and sue those mofos!

Doh!

I realised. The hard way.



Do not... and I repeat DO NOT underestimate the power of stupid people inmates of girls hostel at IIMC in large numbers.



Especially if you had been making wisecracks about all of them.



Especially if one day, they ALL gang up agaisnt you, sick and tired of those wisecracks.



Edit at 11.30 PM: Have a good laugh here. No, it's not porn.

5000 and counting...

5000 hits! Another excuse to blog a lousy, meaningless, gap-filler post!



I'd like to thank all the jobless and bored people of the world who had nothing better to do than to surf through the dark realms of the internet in search of God only knows what. For unnecessarily reading the crap that I put up on this page, even when I hardly ever asked them to. And for making me happy by keeping my counter ticking over.



To show my gratitute, I will pray to god that you do not die wondering what hit you and that your children also receive college education. And that you may have something useful to do with your lives so that you don't waste time reading this blog! Hihihi! Generous, aren't I?



That... when I have strong reasons to suspect that 4500 hits were my own. Hihihi!



Anyway... what do I care? Hey Gurdeep! Here's 5000 roubles for ya, son! Now run along and buy yourself some candy! Then log on to Ebay and use the rest of the money to buy yourself a clue.

A Rejoinder

Business, as usual

So what have I been upto?



1) Lost my precious notebook in which I drew nasty caricatures of my professors.

2) Was a part of a contingent that successfully pissed off my Media Research faculty.

3) Drove college PYTs around on my new bike. Promised some more, for future rides.

4) Made myself unpopular among the guys for act # 3.

5) Told the guys.... 'Love me, hate me, but kindly spare me your indifference'.

6) Earned rep for being the 'computer expert' in my computer illeterate department.

7) Postponed 3 really dull assignments and now am running a week late.

8) Made a huge name for myself for my artworks.

9) Got elected Convenor for class maintenence. Also because nobody else stood for the post!

10) Cracked one short people joke too many on 'P'. Result: she intends to kill me sometime soon.

11) Cracked one body-odor joke too many on 'V'. Result: Ditto.

12) Cracked one tasteless wisecrack too many on the inmates of the girls hostel. Result: Ditto.

13) Cracked one thin people joke too many on 'J'. He looks depressed now.

13) Lived up to jouranlistic social responsibilities and made the world a better place to live in

14) Broke my glasses. Time to shift to contacts

15) Started entertaining insane, hyper-creative ideas again after a long, long lay off.

16) Confused more people with my surname and ethnicity.

17) Wallowed in memories of painful past.

18) Continued to not give a shit, better than ever!