Would you like them roasted, fried or steamed?

The third edition of Orkut Gems. This is from a girl's profile I saw earlier today.

passions: to move ahead
sports: chess
activities: dancing nd painting
books: arabian night
music: sad nd romantic
tv shows: kaun banega crorepati
movies: ddlj
cuisines: amit nd nidhi

Oooooooooooh...

Give me a peek
Give me a peek
Give me a peek
Give me a peek
One time come come come come come.
One time come come come come come.
One time come come come come come.
One time come come come come come.

This completely makes my day!

Happy birthday, Douglas. You are sorely missed.

They f*** you up, your mum and dad.
They may not mean to, but they do.
They fill you with the faults they had
And add some extra, just for you.

But they were f***ed up in their turn
By fools in old-style hats and coats,
Who half the time were soppy-stern
And half at one another's throats.

Man hands on misery to man.
It deepens like a coastal shelf.
Get out as early as you can,
And don't have any kids yourself.

Philip Larkin in This Be The Verse

Found this at the bottom of a mail.

"To do is to be" — Sartre
"To be is to do" — Kant
"Do be do be do" — Sinatra