Heh

I've ever seen that on an application form before.

I was applying online for a passport when I discovered this very interesting option.

"i think u hide me"

Vijayendra writes in:

This from a girl's scrapbook. A guy asked her mobile number and she said she doesn't have one. This is what the guy wrote back:

hi dear. u r telling me lie. u dont have mobile. i think u hide me. but trust me i never distrub u. if u have plz give me no. then as ur wise. bye take care.

Hihihi. But to the guy's credit, you can understand what he's trying to say.

Would you like them roasted, fried or steamed?

The third edition of Orkut Gems. This is from a girl's profile I saw earlier today.

passions: to move ahead
sports: chess
activities: dancing nd painting
books: arabian night
music: sad nd romantic
tv shows: kaun banega crorepati
movies: ddlj
cuisines: amit nd nidhi

Oooooooooooh...

Give me a peek
Give me a peek
Give me a peek
Give me a peek
One time come come come come come.
One time come come come come come.
One time come come come come come.
One time come come come come come.

This completely makes my day!

Happy birthday, Douglas. You are sorely missed.