Just wondering...

Whom does an atheist thank when it's Friday?

Jadoo Akbar

The Wornacular Collection is back with a bang!



Thanks Rachna, for the idea.

How to eat a veggie supreme pizza

First, pluck out the olives.

Mmmm...

Then, chew down the baby corn cobs one by one.

Mmmm...

Then, bite on the mushroom bits.

Mmmm...

Then, feel the tomatoes in your mouth, one juicy explosion at a time.

Mmmm...

Now, lift the cheese topping and slip down in your mouth, one inch at a time.

Mmmm...

Then, finish off the slice with a sprinkling of oregano and ketchup.

Mmmm...

And wash it all down with some cola.

Mmmm...

I repeat.

Mmmmmmm...

St. Valentine's

I am not so much into festivals and celebrations, but if people want to celebrate, it is no skin off my nose.

To be honest I find most people who celebrate Valentine's Day a bit dense, a trait only bettered by the silliness of those who say "Oh, I don't need Feb 14 - for me every day is Valentine's Day."

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Do your eyes hurt from making pages on Quark Express?

Do your eyes water when you sub public-sandaas dirty copies from stringers?

Do you mistake cyan for blue, red for pink and lemon for green while choosing those godforsaken colours on the stylesheet?

Fear not!

The simple Sub Terrain — Eye Test For Sub-Editors © will tell you if you need to get your eyes checked or not!

Just refer to the image above: do you see the word "champ" written on it?

No?

You need to see an eye doctor, my friend!

Hurry!

Tell your other sub-editor friends if they need to see the doc.