I'd like to think I'm no chauvinist...

... but this is hilarious.

Man smacking lips

P-:

In case this emoticon catches on, you know where it started.

Update [April 11, 4.28 pm]: With credit to Anirudh, who came up with this:

(-:

Just wondering...

Whom does an atheist thank when it's Friday?

Jadoo Akbar

The Wornacular Collection is back with a bang!



Thanks Rachna, for the idea.

How to eat a veggie supreme pizza

First, pluck out the olives.

Mmmm...

Then, chew down the baby corn cobs one by one.

Mmmm...

Then, bite on the mushroom bits.

Mmmm...

Then, feel the tomatoes in your mouth, one juicy explosion at a time.

Mmmm...

Now, lift the cheese topping and slip down in your mouth, one inch at a time.

Mmmm...

Then, finish off the slice with a sprinkling of oregano and ketchup.

Mmmm...

And wash it all down with some cola.

Mmmm...

I repeat.

Mmmmmmm...