Ankit (a rather outspoken batchmate of mine) defining Chintan (a friend of his, who always seems a sandwich short of a picnic):
'Yaar, woh aadmi information sab cheez ki rakhta hai. Par sala kabhi kabhi magaj ka undergarment utaar deta hai'
Thursday, June 03, 2004
Wednesday, June 02, 2004
Let me count the ways I love thee
If I were the Devil and possessed the souls of Sify executives, I would...
1) Keep them in hell for 2000 years where every year lasted a 1000 days
2) Shove giant sized pineapples up their asses, 3 times a day
3) Boil them in a giant pot full of their own crap
4) Lock them in a room for a 1000 years, and ask them to surf the net on a PC that crashes every 2 minutes
4) Condemn them to download 1 Gigabyte worth of shareware off the net, on a connection that goes at 1 byte per day
5) Throw them in a jungle full of sexually starved gorillas
6) Use them as bait to fish for great white sharks
7) Condemn them to co-exist with 10 feet tall, blood-sucking, man eating hairy tarantulas for 1000 years
8) Convert them into statues at public places and send a million pigeons to visit them every day
9) Give them 2000 consecutive incarnations as fire hydrants in canine hell
10) Constantly break their heart and torment them by giving ghouslish sermons on how the internet really was a hoax
11) Have them bathed in boiling oil twice for everytime a Sify user cursed Sify for its services
12) Put them on an island full of the most beautiful and voluptuous women ever and then castrate them
13) To go with # 12, cut off their hands too! Aaaaahahahahaha!
1) Keep them in hell for 2000 years where every year lasted a 1000 days
2) Shove giant sized pineapples up their asses, 3 times a day
3) Boil them in a giant pot full of their own crap
4) Lock them in a room for a 1000 years, and ask them to surf the net on a PC that crashes every 2 minutes
4) Condemn them to download 1 Gigabyte worth of shareware off the net, on a connection that goes at 1 byte per day
5) Throw them in a jungle full of sexually starved gorillas
6) Use them as bait to fish for great white sharks
7) Condemn them to co-exist with 10 feet tall, blood-sucking, man eating hairy tarantulas for 1000 years
8) Convert them into statues at public places and send a million pigeons to visit them every day
9) Give them 2000 consecutive incarnations as fire hydrants in canine hell
10) Constantly break their heart and torment them by giving ghouslish sermons on how the internet really was a hoax
11) Have them bathed in boiling oil twice for everytime a Sify user cursed Sify for its services
12) Put them on an island full of the most beautiful and voluptuous women ever and then castrate them
13) To go with # 12, cut off their hands too! Aaaaahahahahaha!
Tuesday, June 01, 2004
Pardon me! I just rambled on! - Part Deux
In response to Abhinay's comment to 'Pardon me! I just rambled on'... What I said was purely rambled incoherently. But my poorly mentioned point is this...
In the begining, there was nothing. We started off a single-celled creatures some gazillion bizillion years ago. And thus started the never ending process of change. The process of life. Life branched out into all the realms of this planet. Those single celled creatures went on to become birds, animals and plants. The others became engineers.
N number of species ruled the earth, at one time or the other. But in the end, only one species conquered them all. Humans. But humans too started off as those single celled creatures. But they turned out to be so different. They had brains. They were bipedal. They learnt to speak. They were social. The formed cultures. They invented. They discovered. They learnt commerce and trade. They discovered means of entertainment. They created institutions of education. The concept of God emerged. The concept of God died. They no longer hunt for their meals. Geography was rendered unimportant. Among other such events...
Let's take all of what we have today and compare it to the time when we were just single celled creatures floating in the seas. And think about it.
The ability to adapt and to survive counted. We survived a lot. Ice ages. Meteorite hits. Hail & high water. Volcanoes. Earthquakes. The Backstreet Boys! Clearly, we survived.
The point is... while all other creatures took birth, ate, shat, procreated and died, the humans somehow ended up making things unimaginably complicated. It is not to complain about these complications that surroud us. But think! You were just a cell to begin with. And look at what you are today!
Isn't it a gripping thought as to how it all must have started, what the Larger Plan really is, where we are heading to, and how it will all eventually end?
Or will it go on forever?
In the begining, there was nothing. We started off a single-celled creatures some gazillion bizillion years ago. And thus started the never ending process of change. The process of life. Life branched out into all the realms of this planet. Those single celled creatures went on to become birds, animals and plants. The others became engineers.
N number of species ruled the earth, at one time or the other. But in the end, only one species conquered them all. Humans. But humans too started off as those single celled creatures. But they turned out to be so different. They had brains. They were bipedal. They learnt to speak. They were social. The formed cultures. They invented. They discovered. They learnt commerce and trade. They discovered means of entertainment. They created institutions of education. The concept of God emerged. The concept of God died. They no longer hunt for their meals. Geography was rendered unimportant. Among other such events...
Let's take all of what we have today and compare it to the time when we were just single celled creatures floating in the seas. And think about it.
The ability to adapt and to survive counted. We survived a lot. Ice ages. Meteorite hits. Hail & high water. Volcanoes. Earthquakes. The Backstreet Boys! Clearly, we survived.
The point is... while all other creatures took birth, ate, shat, procreated and died, the humans somehow ended up making things unimaginably complicated. It is not to complain about these complications that surroud us. But think! You were just a cell to begin with. And look at what you are today!
Isn't it a gripping thought as to how it all must have started, what the Larger Plan really is, where we are heading to, and how it will all eventually end?
Or will it go on forever?
Hmph!
I'm planning to build a giant slingshot. Really huge. Probably jet powered or something.
Would be handy when I use it to hurl as many Puneets I know into the sun.
Edit: It will also have enough space to accomodate the guys who created Windows XP.
Would be handy when I use it to hurl as many Puneets I know into the sun.
Edit: It will also have enough space to accomodate the guys who created Windows XP.
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